Chairpalooza!
An assortment of things that make CHAIR so special
Random thoughts and quotes:
"Mommy?"
"I can come back later."
"You're hot!"
"Delivery from Break Bar."
"April 15, 2002. Sigh. A day that will forever live in CHAIR history."
"Now when Todd leaves Blair needs to have a little fantasy of her own. One that includes Chad and only Chad. Of course, that fantasy needs to have Chad with no shirt."
"Did you see them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I am in. Give me a number. That boy is fine."
"Blair is the air necessary for CHAIR to breathe."
"Chad with his shirt off? Swoon! He is such a honeybunny."
"I knew the day would come when y'all would cross over to the twitty side."
"Move to the light, b."
"What the hell! Save me a CHAIR!"
"You all been possessed... I know a good priest (One who won't feel ya up)"
"CHAIR will be sat upon and fully reclined!"
"Oh, my those are some nice abs. So when are the X-rated shots coming? You CHAIRs may have no substance, but damn if the packaging isn't pretty."
Chairisms
"Attack of the CHAIRS! What is with these damn CHAIRS? They had one scene together and all you CHAIRS are running amok? How did everything get so damn CHAIRY And it is not limited to one CHAIRFUL segment of the population!! I can't go anywhere without running into you damn CHAIRS! You CHAIRS come in all shapes and colors...You're everywhere and seemingly in every corner...at every table... In every home and office...Last night I was shocked to discover a CHAIR in my own home. I shiver as I realize CHAIRS are more than something to sit on.--Zzanee
"So who is the CHAIRWOMAN of the board?"--Zzanee
[Blairian eyeroll] Oh my God. I am gone for a few days and CHAIRIES all around"—dd3189
"CHAIR-E-O. Talk to you later."--Tessarae87
"I think you're right, Aurora. We're gonna be able to say that we were CHAIRian before it was cool to be CHAIRian, LOL!"--Ladyday
Deep and Penetrating Thoughts:
Have you ever wondered what CHAIR means to the Chairs? Read the heartfelt outpouring for CHAIR by the members and it will not be hard to fathom the true significance of this couple. I dare you to maintain your composure and a dry eye as you read.
The Art of CHAIR:
Is there any such thing as enough? Should what is beautiful disdain embellishment? Of course not. For what is art other than the addition of the trinket, the fringe, the gleaming gem... to reality? It is the soul of ART. So is it with CHAIR. Go to the CHAIR Art page and allow yourself to wallow in the excess of beauty.
Highbrow Stuff:
Do you think that CHAIR is a recent phenomenon? Do you think CHAIR represents the hopes and dreams of a few soap opera fans? Do you think CHAIR just represents extreme frustration with the current T&B storyline? Actually CHAIR is written in the fabric of time and is destined to be. Don't believe me? Read what writers and poets have said about CHAIR through the centuries.
Slideshows:
On April 15, 2002 fate stepped in a decided to give Blair Manning a little thrill. He arrived wearing a black T-shirt and jeans and a gray windbreaker loaded to bare with packages of food from Break Bar. As soon as Blair opened the door there was an undeniable chemistry. Chad was sending out a definite vibe. This slideshow documents what he was thinking. (R rated)
Sometimes life surprises you. You are going about your normal routine when WHAM! Life sticks out a foot and trips you so you fall into a dream--an unexpected and wonderful treat. So it was with Chad. He made a “delivery” and bumped into his kind of girl. And he hasn’t gotten over it yet. He finds himself thinking about that fateful encounter with Blair and dreaming about what could be. “When I met you I didn’t know what you were going to do to my heart.” Sigh. Don’t believe me? Watch this sweet slideshow that was suggested, requested and inspired by Aurorakz, Chair #69.
On May 24th and 27th, CHAIR was changed forever. Chad found himself on the brink of realizing his dream--doing something more than hanging streamers for his kind of girl. Late at night behind Capricorn, a broken heart, a lot of scotch, a red dress, a blue shirt and some smoking abs. The stuff of memories and really HOT slideshows. These shows, created by Shonda00, Groupie #3, sizzle and are Rated X. Hot wanton desire, "Love to love you, baby" sings Dona Summers in what Shonda describes as straight 70s porn music, while Prince simply states facts, "Insatiable is my name when it comes to you." Do not adjust your screen, that is steam rising from your computer.
New!!!
This slideshow was discovered by Cataz and I couldn't resist posting a link here. It's about Blair, the woman in a red dress, and Chad dancing. What more do I need to say. Enjoy.
Movies:
The following movie was donated to the cause by b, the CHAIR Groupie #1, who has been essential to furthering our cause. The movie is graphic, explicit and R rated and should not be viewed by anyone with a sensitive soul or who is particularly fond of furniture. However, it does explain why the theme song for CHAIR is James Taylor's "Up On The Roof." BTW, expert advice from b: if you have trouble viewing the show try downloading the free player from Quicktime (www.quicktime.com). Also, if you have a slow dialup modem like I do it will take quite a while for the movie to load.
Close Encounter of The CHAIR Kind:
On Friday May 24th and Monday, May 27th CHAIR history was made. There was a Close Encounter of the CHAIR Kind! In one fell swoop, Chairs went from wondering how many sparks Chad and Blair would give off if they became close in a carnal sense to watching them nearly burn the house down. AND it was only nearly love, not really love. Whew! On this page you will find just a few highlights of that encounter. These are some of the hottest snappies I’ve ever seen so put on your sunshades and make sure you have plenty of water nearby to splash on your face. All of the snappies were created by THE Snappy Goddess, Aurora, Chair # 69. The entire collection can be viewed at The Palace. We all bow to Aurora’s artistry and dedication and offer her our eternal gratitude. This page is R rated and is not intended for the young, the sensitive, and those offended by red dresses and black underwear. Other than that have fun. It’s all good.
The CHAIR Episodes:
Want to watch THE CHAIR (OLTL 4.15.02, 5.24.02 & 5.27.02) episodes over and over without the distraction of the other stuff. Use the Episode Breakdown to let you know exactly when CHAIR will appear so you can fast forward without worry.
Fan Fiction:
What is CHAIR destined to be? A sweet platonic relationship? A hot, wanton romp between the delectable Blair Manning and her new boy toy? A steamy, passionate lovefest? Read one member's version of events that prompted one reviewer to enthusiastically claim, "wherein she circles the CHAIR but never quite sits in it. Sort of an on the edge of your seat story." (Ladyday 4.7.02)
Okay this is a totally different take on the possibility of CHAIR. It's a great T&B story written by Zzanee that completely rewrites the Capricorn encounter between Chad and Blair and that's the just the start of things to come. Be warned this fan fiction is intended for mature audiences. Let's just say things do get steamy.
Swivel Chair
If you don't want to sit passively and wait for the next CHAIR moments, get proactive and give up your straight back chair for a swivel chair. Check out the current CHAIR Campaigns and experience the joys of movement.
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